4.1. "That's the last time you'll slap your Willy around!"
| The Simpsons

[Co-written with drcampbell. Follows THIS]

( How are you going to manage that if you’re running around thinking you’re a cross between Freddie Mercury and Paris Hilton? )

4.8. "The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you."
| Four Weddings and a Funeral

[Co-written with justalilcontact. Final part of Chase's Bachelor Party Plot]As Rogue followed the police officer to the cells, she tried to think of everything she'd experienced with Chase that she hadn't experienced before. She ( Read more... )

LINK: It took all of Remy's self-control not to laugh when Chase called him. How could anyone possibly have anticipated what would come out of Rogue's surgeon's mouth? When he'd left the party, Remy had just assumed the elusive Groom had moved on to a different pub or something along those lines. He'd had a conversation with Chase earlier in the ( Read more... )

39.3. Make a list of things you CAN'T deny

- I'm Australian
- Me and alcohol don't mix
- My dick has a criminal record
- I'm an idiot

51.1.H. "It's all fun and games until someone gets cursed."

[Follows everything in CHASE'S BACHELOR PARTY PLOT]

( This wasn’t good. This time he wasn’t a teenager dressed as Marilyn Monroe and they weren’t going to let him off with just a warning. What the fuck had happened? How had he gotten so drunk and ended up like this… again? )

[Follows THIS, THIS and THIS]

LINK: “You what?!” Tara cried, holding the phone away from her ear so her near-hysterical husband wouldn’t burst her eardrum. She squinted to see the illuminated clock on Lachlan’s bedside and found it was after one thirty in the morning ( Read more... )

LINK: When Lachlan had left Chase’s side for all of three minutes to go take a pee, Chase had been fine. Well, not fine. That was kind of pushing it considering the Aussie had been half naked and dancing with House’s cane on the end of the bar with his one of his own socks on his hand and his hair in pigtails. But he was relatively safe and not at ( Read more... )

15.2. What's on your agenda?

Chase had hoped envisaged that his bachelor party would be a few drinks in the pub for a few hours so he could go home relatively early and pass out after a really hard and heavy week at work. When Lachlan had revealed who was coming to the night, he had only listed about one third of the people that actually turned up ( Read more... )

LINK: And he wonders why House calls him the Evil Scotsman...

FIFTY QUESTIONS

01. Where did your last kiss take place?
Bed

02. Who knows a secret or two about you?
Rogue

03. Three words to explain why you last threw up?
I'm too sympathetic

04. Have you ever burned yourself?
Fuck yes, only a couple of weeks ago, too, on that goddamn oven

05. What's crazy to you?
Um, I'm passing on this one

( And all the rest... )